“My name is Kerry Ann Boyko. And my goal is to write stories that are going to be illegal to read six months from now.”
Kerry Ann Boyko
Books
We Interrupt This Transition
A reality show so exploitative, it was never supposed to happen.British showrunner Sam Culver and semi-retired game show host Jimmy Howard pitch their latest project to the Garden Alpha streaming service. To make their real proposal look good, they throw in a deliberately outrageous idea: 'Woman Up!', a reality show where cisgender men compete to transition for a million-dollar prize.They never expected executive Daria Bryant to say yes.Now, Sam and Jimmy are stuck producing the most controversial reality show of the decade—dodging scandals, wrangling contestants, and desperately trying to keep their careers intact.We Interrupt This Transition is a sharp-witted queer comedy that skewers the absurdity of reality TV, media exploitation, and gender politics. It's a book for trans readers who love to laugh—and for anyone who enjoys biting satire.
This Is Bat Country
(formerly: This Book Has A Sh*t-Ton of Vampires In It)
"Between you and me, this just seems like this is going to be another gathering of the bloodthirsty forces of darkness under the cover of night at a de-consecrated church that could have been an e-mail."
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Las Vegas, 2025. The city of sin has always had its monsters, but Caleb—a brooding, Anne Rice-style vampire turned in 1998—knows the real predators aren’t his kind. When a serial killer called The Stalker starts hunting young women, Caleb intervenes, turning his latest victim, Patricia “Pants” Antsel, to save her life.Now undead and deeply pissed off, Pants joins Caleb, the enigmatic vampire gambler Angelina, and Stelian—a Twilight-style “glitterboy” with a gift for seeing the last moments of the dead—in tracking down The Stalker. But when their hacker ally, Philip Gyrich, uncovers a disturbing connection between Caleb and the killer, the mystery takes a horrifying turn.Because Caleb has spent decades trying to forget the blood on his hands. In the late '90s, his unknown sire compelled him to kill, just as The Stalker might be controlled now. And as the truth unravels, it becomes clear that all roads lead to one ancient, ruthless figure lurking in the shadows.For Caleb, the 'stakes' have never been this high.A darkly comedic, blood-soaked vampire noir with serial killers, cyberpunk hackers, Anne Rice melodrama, Twilight absurdity, and an undead Elvis impersonator. Because it's Vegas. And well—as the man once said, This Is Bat Country.
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